yes! the unknown comic is back!
Hooray! My anonymous friend is back, and he/she is back big! I’ve come to look forward to getting email/comments from this mysterious fan; and this episode in the saga certainly doesn’t disappoint.
To begin, my unidentified pal began the assault publicly, accusing me of a, “smear campaign full of lies that [I’ve] waged on other people in [my] blogs…” Gee, I don’t recall smearing anyone. I do recall recounting an incident from the past, which has been dead and buried for several months now. And out of respect to the other parties involved in the unpleasant occurrence, I will refrain from rehashing it. I do, however, recall an accurate and precise detailing of the events, along with me giving my own comments—something I have every right to do. I do have a right to free speech (when used responsibly), you know.
Yet, fascinatingly, my friend goes on to throw further bombs regarding the CG forum…an issue that was also handled months ago. It seems my pal cannot let things go! His/her comment, “why don't you go spend a few more minutes adding names from Mac's forum to yours so you'll seem to be as important as you desperately want to be…” gives me further clues as to his/her identity. But, Mr. X, you need to understand that upon investigation of that happening, I figured out what went down. It gives me cause to believe you were the one who did it…seeing as how the anonymous IP address on your post exactly matches the anonymous IP address used to sign up the members to which you refer. OOPS! Oh, and by the way, it’s not 30,000 hits per day…it’s 13,000. Thirty thousand hits would be obscene.
Still, I must thank my cloaked friend…he pointed out I misspelled “anonymous.” Embarrassing, I know. But there’s no spell check over there! Sometimes, a guy needs his F7 to look good!
However, he/she decided to move to a more private exchange of “ideas” when I received another well written salvo, fired last evening. The highlights are below…
“You and your g**d**n website need to go strait to hell. I’m so sick and tired of hereing about you that I’d like to see you fail misereably. Your an a**h*le. Your a f*g too.”
“You look like youve ben in the closet forever…come out now and bowl in that gay league in Boston that you promote.”
“Is your “bride” your beard?”
“You fake values and stupid thoughts…why not just go run for dog catcher? Oh yeah, you caught a dog already.”
“I could beat you in a one string match, anytime anyplace.”
“F**k off gay gallery guy.”Wow, wasn’t that just great? Whoever this is has really stepped up the debate, eh? I’ve seen the same silly shots, over and over from this person. I’d really like to see some new material! It’s funny…I can’t respond to anything up there…it’s just far too beneath me to resort to that level of humanity (if you can call it that).
Which leads to the question asked by another reader…why do I post this person’s rants? Simple, I enjoy the give and take…it’s fun to debate with another who has no business coming to the table. This person obviously has an axe to grind for no apparent reason…so this person resorts to the homophobia and name calling. And to bring my future wife into it? Not nice. Then again, remaining anonymous is good for this person…K has a second degree black belt. Possibly our mystery writer would wind up like the boards she used to break—in pieces!
Also, in exposing the seemingly secret writings of this “madman,” I hope to confirm his/her identity. I have a fairly good idea of who our next John Steinbeck might be…I just want to confirm it to myself before going to the world with it. Without complete assurance of the identity, I may make a fool of myself, just as our friend is.
Nevertheless, if you have any ideas as to who this might be, please let me know. I’d love to get to the bottom of this, just to understand who it is that’s causing all the commotion. I have an idea…but I can’t put my finger on it for sure. While several have been crossed off the list, a few remain.
The summer season winds down this Thursday. My team will finish no lower than 6th, which is sort of disappointing. That’s okay; I used the league to keep in shape and to try to keep the mechanics sharp for the fall. I’ll finish with about a 108 average, so that’s a nice improvement over Springfield and the sloppy lanes there.
Nice to see Fast Al invade New Britain Stadium last week, too. He got his name up in lights, for the first time ever…which surprised me. You’d think a huge star like him would have his name up in lights all the time! That formula is known world-wide, isn’t it?
Wow…first full week of August already. September is right around the corner. I’m getting excited about the new season…are you?
