placed on the 15 day DL

I really like my desert boots. Not the cheap imitations that some stores sell, but the real ones that Clarks makes. They're comfy and a quality made product. However, I found that they don't like ice. Allow me to explain.

Upon returning home from my Sunday league night in Monson, I was walking across my parking lot when I slipped on some ice. Naturally, I tried to catch myself which resulted in me falling in a very awkward fashion, twisting around as I hit the ground. I got up, knowing that nobody saw my beautiful move, and went into the house with some sore muscles and a bruised ego.

Monday morning...ouch! I couldn't move. My midsection was telling me I'd done something horrible. And upon examination by my doctor, I've done a nice job of pulling two groin muscles. Moving around is a new experience in pain, that's for sure. Yep, I've got pain killers, but I don't want to dope myself up...I hate that feeling. However, I can sit in front of the television fairly comfortably, so that's where I'll be for awhile.

To top it off, I have a touch of whatever flu bug is going around. Hope I don't sneeze too much...that'll hurt like crazy.

So, i'm off the lanes for a couple of weeks. Maybe I could use the stint on the DL to relax and get some focus back. Nonetheless, I'm wondering if I can concoct a porn star sex story to explain the injury. That story would be far more exciting.